Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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