Have you finally orgasmed yet?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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