She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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