but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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