So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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