I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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