obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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