idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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