I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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