We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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