Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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