is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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