have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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