RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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