I swear she didn't look like that last week.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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