like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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