just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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