Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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