ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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