I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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