No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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