Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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