so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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