i permit you to call me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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