hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I have tasted many bathrooms
Randomize
