i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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