I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
