i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Cover your peen. We're going out.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
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