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Tell her she can't have a vagina
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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