i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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