I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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