Whoa Z and x make the same sound
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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