I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
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