Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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