That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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