How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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