Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Randomize
