Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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