She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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