I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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