We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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