We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I'd cum for enchiladas.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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