Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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