That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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