Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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