Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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