You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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