our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
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