i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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