My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
