he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Sober January is a disaster.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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