My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
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