How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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